Your staff is using ChatGPT with client data. It's a massive liability.

We build 100% private, air-gapped AI systems. They sit in your server closet, answer your phones, and do everything ChatGPT doesβ€”but your data never leaves your building.

The Private AI Employee

Public ChatGPT

Compliance Risk
  • Data goes to the cloud
  • Violates HIPAA & Privilege
  • Can't answer your phones
  • Can't schedule appointments
  • No local support

CU Agents Private AI

100% Secure
  • Hosted on secure rented servers to start
  • Seamless migration to physical hardware
  • Answers phones & books appointments
  • Trained on your private documents
  • Supported locally by our team

Built for High-Privacy Clinics & Firms

If you handle patient health data, financial records, or privileged legal documents, you cannot use public AI.

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Dental & Medical

HIPAA compliant by design. The agent answers patient questions, schedules cleanings, and drafts post-op emails. Secure infrastructure protects your patient histories.

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Law Firms

Attorney-client privilege is preserved. Feed the agent entire case files, depositions, and private contracts. It drafts briefs and summarizes cases securely.

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CPA & Financial

GLBA compliant. Upload client tax returns and financial statements. The agent categorizes expenses, drafts client updates, and spots anomalies securely.

How Installation Works

1

Audit

We review your current workflows and identify where a private AI can save hours of admin work.

2

Deploy

We configure your agent on secure rented servers so it can start working for you immediately.

3

Migrate

When your physical server arrives, we migrate the agent directly to your office hardware.

4

Support

Your team gets trained, and we provide ongoing local maintenance.

The Private Practice AI Dilemma

The Shadow IT Risk

Your employees are likely already using public AI like ChatGPT to summarize documents, draft emails, and process data. Because public AI trains on user inputs, every client file, patient record, or legal brief pasted into ChatGPT is a massive HIPAA, SOC2, and confidentiality breach waiting to happen.

The Efficiency Trap

If you strictly enforce a ban on public AI, your staff is severely hampered. They are spending hours doing manual data extraction, document review, and drafting that competing firms are doing in seconds. You are fighting a modern war with manual tools.

The Solution: Air-gapped, on-premise AI.

We install a dedicated Apple Mac Studio in your office running local, open-weights AI models. No internet required. No data leaves your walls. Complete confidentiality, with all the power of modern AI.

Beyond Chatbots: Autonomous Agents

Chatbots wait for your instructions. Agents work autonomously. They can do the tedious work you don't want to do, and they can perform complex, large-scale cognitive tasks that NO human can do. Our Alea-class reasoning engines execute multi-step workflows and navigate vast file directories instantly.

Standard Chatbot

  • ❌ Hallucinates facts at the summarization layer.
  • ❌ Forgets everything when the browser closes.
  • ❌ Requires you to type out every prompt.
  • ❌ Can only read what you copy and paste.

Alea-Class Agent

  • βœ… Verifies: Uses the Neurath-gate protocol to mandate proof artifacts.
  • βœ… Remembers: Maintains perpetual memory across sessions.
  • βœ… Executes: Acts autonomously on standing business directives.
  • βœ… Navigates: Reads your entire digitized file system natively.

The Data Imperative

Digitization and data quantity will be the dividing line of the next decade. Agents feed on structured data. We don't just sell you hardware; we audit your analog workflows and prepare your infrastructure for the autonomous era.

See It In Action

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Live Reasoning Demo

Watch an Alea-class agent securely digest a 500-page redacted legal discovery file, cross-reference it against case law, and generate a defense strategyβ€”all running locally on physical hardware with zero cloud connection.

> INITIATING LOCAL WORKSPACE...

> [VERIFIED] ZERO EXTERNAL NETWORK CONNECTIONS.

> PARSING 500-PAGE PDF DIRECTORY...

> EXTRACTING ENTITIES AND TIMELINES...

> APPLYING NEURATH-GATE VERIFICATION PROTOCOL...

> STRATEGY ASSET COMPILED.

Request an On-Site Demo

Investment

It replaces a $36,000/year receptionist. Secure cloud deployment with seamless hardware migration.

Basic Business

$5,000

install + $1,000/mo

  • Standard AI Agent setup
  • Cloud-based inference
  • Basic workflow integration
  • Team training (2 hours)
  • Priority local support
Order Basic

Need multiple agents or specialized workflows? Contact us for a custom quote.

Who's Behind This

Kevin Scharp β€” UIUC professor, mathematician, and the person who will actually show up to install your agent.

Kevin has been building software since he was a teenager, when he wrote optimization algorithms for NASA. He went on to study mathematics and earn a PhD in philosophy, focusing on formal systems β€” the kind of rigorous thinking that makes the difference between software that works and software that almost works.

At the University of Illinois, his research team runs 20+ AI agents handling everything from academic research to financial trading to household management. CU Agents brings that same technology to local businesses β€” not as an experiment, but as a production system that's been running for months.

πŸŽ“ UIUC ProfessorπŸ“ MathematicsπŸš€ NASA at 18πŸ€– 20+ Production AgentsπŸ“ Lives in Champaign
"He lives in Champaign. He answers his phone. If your agent breaks at 9 PM on a Friday, he'll fix it."