Your staff is using ChatGPT with client data. It's a massive liability.

We build 100% private, air-gapped AI systems. They sit in your server closet, answer your phones, and do everything ChatGPT doesβ€”but your data never leaves your building.

The Private AI Employee

Public ChatGPT

Compliance Risk
  • Data goes to the cloud
  • Violates HIPAA & Privilege
  • Can't answer your phones
  • Can't schedule appointments
  • No local support

CU Agents Private AI

100% Secure
  • Runs on a physical server in your office
  • Zero data leaves your network
  • Answers phones & books appointments
  • Trained on your private documents
  • Supported locally by our team

Built for High-Privacy Clinics & Firms

If you handle patient health data, financial records, or privileged legal documents, you cannot use public AI.

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Dental & Medical

HIPAA compliant by design. The agent answers patient questions, schedules cleanings, and drafts post-op emails. Because it runs locally, it's completely legal to train it on your patient histories.

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Law Firms

Attorney-client privilege is preserved. Feed the agent entire case files, depositions, and private contracts. It drafts briefs and summarizes cases without exposing a single word to the internet.

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CPA & Financial

GLBA compliant. Upload client tax returns and financial statements. The agent categorizes expenses, drafts client updates, and spots anomalies locally on your hardware.

How Installation Works

1

Audit

We review your current workflows and identify where a private AI can save hours of admin work.

2

Build

We configure the AI and load it onto a physical Mac Studio or dedicated server.

3

Install

We bring the hardware to your office, plug it into your network, and cut off external internet access.

4

Support

Your team gets trained, and we provide ongoing local maintenance.

Investment

A one-time capital equipment purchase you own outright. It replaces a $36,000/year receptionist.

Maintenance & Support

$500

per month

  • Monthly AI model updates (installed manually)
  • System performance monitoring
  • Workflow adjustments & fine-tuning
  • Priority local phone support
  • Same-day on-site troubleshooting
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Who's Behind This

Kevin Scharp β€” UIUC professor, mathematician, and the person who will actually show up to install your agent.

Kevin has been building software since he was a teenager, when he wrote optimization algorithms for NASA. He went on to study mathematics and earn a PhD in philosophy, focusing on formal systems β€” the kind of rigorous thinking that makes the difference between software that works and software that almost works.

At the University of Illinois, his research team runs 20+ AI agents handling everything from academic research to financial trading to household management. CU Agents brings that same technology to local businesses β€” not as an experiment, but as a production system that's been running for months.

πŸŽ“ UIUC ProfessorπŸ“ MathematicsπŸš€ NASA at 18πŸ€– 20+ Production AgentsπŸ“ Lives in Champaign
"He lives in Champaign. He answers his phone. If your agent breaks at 9 PM on a Friday, he'll fix it."